Sgt. Bilko (1996)

Chris Rock: 1st Lt. Oster

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• Major Thorn : [Oster and Monday have been investigating Bilko]  Nothing? You found nothing?

  Lt. Monday : Every ounce of my training tells me he's hiding something.

  Lt. Oster : It seems like every time we're about to get our hands on something...

  Lt. Monday : It dissolves.

  Major Thorn : I know. It's like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall!

  Lt. Monday : No... it's like watching a magician.

  Lt. Oster : He's got you watching his left hand...

  Lt. Monday : And his right hand keeps pulling rabbits.

  Major Thorn : Well, then lets tie his hands.