Striptease (1996)

Robert Stanton: Erb Crandal

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Quotes 

• Erb Crandal : David...

  [sees Dilbeck's attire] 

  Erb Crandal : Oh, my God! Tell me I'm dreaming. No, no, I cannot believe this! No, no, no, Davey, *no*!

  Congressman David Dilbeck : Is this lint fresh?

  Erb Crandal : Hot out of the Maytag.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : Oh!

  [inhales deeply] 

  Congressman David Dilbeck : You just can't imagine! This is the very essence of that glorious creature!

• Erb Crandal : Why are you all shiny?

  Congressman David Dilbeck : It's Vaseline.

  Erb Crandal : Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!

  Congressman David Dilbeck : You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?

  Erb Crandal : No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes...

  Erb Crandal : All right. The Young Christians are waiting, so...

  Congressman David Dilbeck : When will I see her?

  Erb Crandal : It's in the works.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : When?

  Erb Crandal : [finally fed up]  It's in the works! Clean yourself up! I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! I've had it, Davey. I quit.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : You are such a child.