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Quotes
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Tee : How you doing, baby?
Brandi Web : [coldly] "How am I doing, baby?" I'm not your baby.
Tee : Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.
Darnell 'Deeny : [narrating] And that was it. The moment that changed my entire life.
Darnell 'Deeny : [running up to Brandi] Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, um...
Brandi Web : [glaring at Tee] That's no way to talk to a lady!
Tee : [mockingly] Oh, Madame...
Darnell 'Deeny : Look, he didn't mean anything by it. He didn't mean it.
Tee : [rudely] Yes, I did!
Darnell 'Deeny : I'm sorry, it's just that he was dropped on his head as a baby and he's been a little rattled ever since.
Brandi Web : I see. Well, perhaps I should arrange for him to fall on his head again so he can get unrattled.
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Parking Attendant : [while arguing with Tee over a parking ticket] But the time is expired!
Tee : [while leaning closely towards the parking attendant] Hey, now, baby, the time... you dealing with the time, now...
Parking Attendant : Uh, excuse me? Wait a minute, what is all this? Could you back up? Cause you are ALL in my space.
Tee : [taking out a card] I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm going to give you this. Chocolate City VIP, baby.
Parking Attendant : [snatching the card] Yeah, whatever. I have to go, all right?
[hands Tee the ticket]
Tee : Hey, write your number down on there. Write your number.
Parking Attendant : Look, brah, the only number you're getting is the number to the ticket office, all right? Cause I gots to GO. Step off.
[heads to her car]
Tee : Hey, sweetheart, you ain't gotta to be so mean.
Parking Attendant : Whatever.
Tee : You still look good. I'll call you later.