The Van (1996)

Colm Meaney: Larry

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Quotes 

• Larry : I have one for youse, me chips are as burnt as fuck!

• Bimbo : Got a bit of bad news today. Knocked me back a bit. I was let go.

  Larry : What?

  Bimbo : Made redundant.

• Bimbo : I love Ireland.

  Larry : [sobs] 

  Larry : I love Ireland.

  Bimbo : So do I. I love Ireland, Maggie.

  Maggie : I know you do, love.

• [Regarding the Christmas menu] 

  Larry : It's a fuckin' turkey or nothin'!

• Maggie : Do heavy metalers eat chips, Larry?

  Larry : Probably.

• Larry : God, I'm useless.

• Bimbo : I'm going to kill it.

  Larry : What?

  Bimbo : I'm going to kill the poxy van.

• Larry : Right. You with the head. What do you want?

  World Peace : World peace.

  Larry : You're barred.

• Larry : Here. Show us your money. Your hands are sweaty.

  Girl : So is your bollocks.