The War at Home (1996)
Martin Sheen: Bob Collier
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Quotes
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Jeremy Collier : I'm not having dinner
Bob Collier : And why not?
Jeremy Collier : I had a big breakfast.
Bob Collier : Jeremy, I'm not joking around out here!
Jeremy Collier : I'm not laughin' around in here!
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Bob Collier : Look, I know you had a rough time over there.
Jeremy Collier : 'Over there'! You can't even say it.
Bob Collier : What?
Jeremy Collier : Vietnam
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Bob Collier : Seen all your stuff downstairs.
Jeremy Collier : I want Karen to take me to the bus station.
Bob Collier : Alright, fine.
[pulls money out of his pocket]
Bob Collier : I got twenty-one hundred dollars here for you; it's all the cash I had at the office. It's not a fortune, but it'll get you where you want to go, and help you get started if you're careful with it.
Bob Collier : [pauses] And look, don't think that I'm kicking you out of the house, see. I think you should leave for for your own good, I think it's the right thing to do, and it's my responsibility as a father. Once you're away from here, and had time to think about, I think you'll agree.
Jeremy Collier : I don't want it.
Bob Collier : Well I want you to have it.
Jeremy Collier : No you don't. You want me to take it, so you won't feel guilty, so you won't feel responsible.
Bob Collier : [sighs] It's funny how I can be so wrong. I honestly thought you were gonna say 'thank you'.
Jeremy Collier : Thank you? That's what you thought I'd say? No. You just want everyone to think you did the right thing.
Bob Collier : I'm not doing this on what anybody might think.
[puts the money down]
Bob Collier : I'll have Karen drive you wherever you want to go.
[starts to close the door]
Bob Collier : I hope you'll think better of me someday.
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Bob Collier : Two hundred and ninety nine.
David : What?
Bob Collier : Two hundred and ninety nine, I said, don't tell me you don't know what that means David. I think your old man knows what it means don't you Howe? That's your goddamn birthday David. For when they pulled the numbers out for the draft card lottery. Two ninety-nine, that's the number that saved your ass from having to go and fight in Vietnam! Would you like to know what Jeremy's number was? It was eight, eight, EIGHT!
[throws cloth at David]
Bob Collier : Don't you ever tell me what to say or what I can't say in my own house, or I'll take this goddamn turkey and shove it down your throat!
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Jeremy Collier : Look if you're going to talk to me about car-wrecks you can stop right now!
Bob Collier : What? What are you talking about?
Jeremy Collier : You told me that more people die in car-wrecks each year than died in Vietnam.
Bob Collier : Well, I may have said that...
Jeremy Collier : Not 'may have', did!
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Karen Collier : [Jeremy is sitting outside on the porch] You know it could be that he's waiting for someone to talk to him.
Bob Collier : Maybe... but it's not us.
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Bob Collier : What was that?
Jeremy Collier : I said the blessing.
Bob Collier : I didn't hear anything.
Jeremy Collier : I wasn't talking to you.
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Jeremy Collier : Look, it's not that I'm asking for the car...
Bob Collier : Hm?
Jeremy Collier : But you know Jesus didn't have a job.
Bob Collier : That's right. He didn't have a car either, and he walked everywhere.
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[repeated line]
Bob Collier : Did I ever tell you I was friends with a famous cowboy?
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Bob Collier : This is my house! I make the goddamn rules here!
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Karen Collier : You know Jeremy was screaming in his sleep again.
Bob Collier : Yeah I know.
Karen Collier : I think that's what's been bothering Mother.
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Jeremy Collier : [from inside his room] Fuck off.
Bob Collier : [speechless at first] What did you say?
Jeremy Collier : I said fuck off, go fuck yourself!
Bob Collier : [furious] I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
[pounds on door]
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Bob Collier : This is MY house!
Karen Collier : This is your house? You know what, you can HAVE IT! What does that mean, this is my house? What does that MEAN?
[runs upstairs]
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Jeremy Collier : [it is late at night, and Jeremy has caught his father sneaking peanut brittle] What is that, peanut brittle?
Bob Collier : Yeah, your mother made some tonight for Thanksgiving. I thought I'd be clever and sneak a piece, when you just come in here and catch me.
Jeremy Collier : Well if it makes you feel any better, she probably counted all the pieces before she went to bed. She'll wake up, check on it.
Bob Collier : [looks scared] Y'think?
Jeremy Collier : Yup.
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Uncle Howe : [Bob is cutting the turkey] Listen, Bob, if you hold that knife right here, then you get a better-
[attempts to guide Bob's hand, and the knife cuts Bob's hand]
Uncle Howe : Oh, oh, I'm sorry there, Bobby!
Bob Collier : [mutters to himself] Why don't you carve the goddamn turkey yourself, you old fart!
Uncle Howe : [is surprised] Uh, what's that?
Bob Collier : [looks Howe squarely in the eye] I said why don't you carve the goddamn turkey yourself, you old fart!