Teen Angel (1997–1998)
Corbin Allred: Steve Beauchamp
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Quotes
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Steve Beauchamp : No, no, wait a minute. This isn't happening to me.
Marty DePolo : No, no, it's true, check it out! I've got retractable wings! Come on. Feel it.
Steve Beauchamp : Nah, a guy doesn't feel another guy's wings, man.
Marty DePolo : Come on. Get with the times.
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Kyle : Hello, Last Boy! Ha ha ha... Hey, I made a pun!
Steve Beauchamp : That wasn't a pun.
Kyle : What is it?
Steve Beauchamp : Er, unprovoked abuse?
Kyle : Fine by me. I'm outta here.
[starts to walk away]
Marty DePolo : Hey, have a nice trip!
[sticks out his foot and Kyle trips over it and goes sprawling across the floor]
Marty DePolo : Now THAT was a pun.
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Marty DePolo : All right, should I help him or shouldn't I? On the one hand, he really wants to do this for himself. On the other hand...
Steve Beauchamp : [being thrown by Kyle] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marty DePolo : ...there's that.
[He jumps to his feet]
Marty DePolo : Kyle, by the awesome power of Heaven I give you an invisible wedgy.
[He pulls at the air and Kyle falls over clutching his bottom]
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Jordan Lubell : Your new locker.
[opens it for Steve]
Jordan Lubell : Voila, dude.
Steve Beauchamp : Wow.
Jordan Lubell : And every night the janitor leaves a little mint on the top shelf.
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Coach Fortner : Beauchamp, are you talking to thin air?
Steve Beauchamp : Uh...
Coach Fortner : Whatever floats your boat.
[waves to the air]
Coach Fortner : Good-bye, Steve's invisible friend.
Marty DePolo : Good-bye, Steve's hypertensive coach.
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Katie Beauchamp : Well I have a loose tooth, and I hear the tooth fairy's giving a hundred dollars now.
Judy Beauchamp : Now, Katie, don't make things up.
Steve Beauchamp : I made the wrestling team.
Judy Beauchamp : You, too, Steve, don't make things up.
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Aunt Pam : Oh yeah? You wanna arm wrestle?
Steve Beauchamp : Oh come on. Well, I'm a guy and you're...
Aunt Pam : Yeah?
Steve Beauchamp : You're my aunt.
Katie Beauchamp : Aunts can lift 17 times their body weight.
Judy Beauchamp : No, Katie, honey. You're thinking of those pesky ants that steal your food at picnics.
Katie Beauchamp : Yeah, like Aunt Pam.
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Announcer : Steve Beauchamp. You've just gone from a total unknown to the top ranked wrestler in the district. How did you do it?
Steve Beauchamp : [takes the mic] Well, I'm afraid I have a confession to make too. I owe all my success to, well, the forces of heaven.
All : Awww.
Steve Beauchamp : No, I'm serious. I had a guardian angel on my side.
All : Awww.
Steve Beauchamp : No, I'm not kidding. He's right there.
[He points to Marty who's motioning to him to shut up. Coach takes the mic from him]