Dilbert (1999–2000)

Jason Alexander: Catbert

Quotes 

• Alice : I want you to make Asok my assistant.

  Catbert : If I made Asok your assistant, it would destroy his tiny ego.

  Alice : So you'll do it?

  Catbert : I need more than that. Help me help you.

  Alice : All right, let's see... it would breed resentment through the entire employee population?

  Catbert : Uh-huh... nice... you make a strong case...

  Alice : Are you thinking?

  Catbert : No, I'm toying with you. Alright, I'll do it... on one condition.

  Alice : Name it.

  Catbert : I have to be there to hear him scream when you tell him.

  Alice : Deal!