Dilbert (1999–2000)

Larry Miller: Pointy-Haired Boss

Quotes 

• Pointy-Haired Boss : And remember, money is no object... unless you intend to spend it.

• Pointy-Haired Boss : They say no man faces death wishing he'd spent more time at the office... I guess that makes me the first.

• [clipping his toenails over a desk drawer that's filled with nail clippings] 

  Pointy-Haired Boss : Uh-oh, it's almost full. I need a new desk.

• Pointy-Haired Boss : I don't see anything that could stand in our way.

  Dilbert : Sanity? Reality? The laws of physics?

• Pointy-Haired Boss : Everybody down, he's becoming disgruntled.

• Pointy-Haired Boss : Wally, I'll need to review the RFP for the BGA project before the IOC meeting.

• Pointy-Haired Boss : Save the technical mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know if it'll work.

• Pointy-Haired Boss : Dillbert! Are you listening?

  Dilbert : Of course I am. I've learned how to multi-task.

  Loud Howard : But men can't multi-task. Only women can multi-task.

• Pointy-Haired Boss : We're getting rid of the tainted tablets in ancillary markets: buttons, coinage and teddy-bear eyes!

• Pointy-Haired Boss : [Hiding under desk]  Look out! He's becoming Disgruntled!

• Pointy-Haired Boss : We didn't bring the guy who knows that.