Dinner at Fred's (1997)

Gil Bellows: Richard

Quotes 

• Richard : You sure do ask a lot of questions.

  Celia : It's the only way to get a lot of answers.

• Richard : What if he's up late catching a movie?

  Fred : He doesn't watch TV!

  Dennis : Not since he blew a hole in it with his shotgun.

  [Richard reacts] 

  Fred : Don't worry. He was just mad at Phil Donahue about the episode where he wore a dress. Who didn't shoot their TV that day?

• Richard : I am in a circle of hell that Dante never even dreamed of!