Crackers (1998)

Warren Mitchell: Albert Hall

Quotes 

• Joey : Are you afraid?

  Albert : Of what?

  Joey : of Dying? When you're dead you're dead then there's nothing just black.

  Albert : Have you seen it?

  Joey : No.

  Albert : See that ship over there

  [spots a ship near the horizon] 

  Albert : when it sails away over the horizon How do you know if it's still there?

  Joey : Just is.

  Albert : Do you see it?

  Joey : No.

  Albert : But you believe it's there?

  Joey : Yeah of course.

  Albert : Well it's the same with the Uhh

  [points to the sky] 

  Joey : What do you reckon it's like?

  Albert : Oh I know. It's a big old pub and glass with all my mates and free grog and no bloody Karaoke

  [laughs]