Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! (1997 TV Movie)

Robin Bartlett: Patti Szalinski

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Quotes 

• Jenny Szalinski : So, here we are. This is the kitchen.

  Ricky King, Party Bully : Good, 'cause you know, I really wanted to be alone with you.

  [sets his hand on the counter near Diane and Patti] 

  Diane Szalinski : [looking at Ricky's fingers in disgust]  Ew, look, dirty fingernails.

  Jenny Szalinski : Really?

  Ricky King, Party Bully : Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome.

  Patti Szalinski : Awesome? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line.

  Jenny Szalinski : You do? You think I'm awesome?

  Ricky King, Party Bully : Oh, yeah. You're cooler than all the other girls.

  [Diane and Patti stare at each other confused] 

  Jenny Szalinski : [in a serious tone]  So, um, what is it you wanted to tell me?

  Ricky King, Party Bully : Nothing. Mostly, I just wanted to do this.

  [takes Jenny in his arms and kisses her on the lips] 

  Patti Szalinski : What is she doing? She's too young. She doesn't even know that boy.

  [Jenny breaks the kiss] 

  Jenny Szalinski : What are you doing?

  Ricky King, Party Bully : Kissing you.

  Jenny Szalinski : Well, you didn't ever ask.

  Ricky King, Party Bully : Ask what?

  Jenny Szalinski : Ask if I wanted to kiss you.

  Ricky King, Party Bully : What are you talking about?

  Jenny Szalinski : You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just... wrong.

  Ricky King, Party Bully : Well, lots of girls like that.

  Jenny Szalinski : Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to feel that way, and as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over.

  [exits the kitchen] 

  Patti Szalinski : You tell him, Jenny! Access denied!

  Diane Szalinski : That is one good kid you have.

  Patti Szalinski : And you know what? She can take care of herself.

• Diane Szalinski , Patti Szalinski : Mitch, look at us! We're right here! Mitch! Mitch, your pills are over here!

  [Mitch hears and spots the shrunken Diane and Patti on the table] 

  Mitch Szalinski : Mom?

  Diane Szalinski : Yeah.

  [Mitch faints after seeing the shrunk two in the table] 

• Jenny Szalinski : Mom, about that Ricky King thing.

  Patti Szalinski : Sweetheart, I was so proud of you the way you handled yourself with that boy. And the way you took care of your brother. From now on, I trust you.

• Adam Szalinski : Wouldn't it be cool if our parents never came back?

  Mitch Szalinski : You think it could happen?

  Adam Szalinski : No, I'm just saying what if?

  Mitch Szalinski : Yeah, well, I don't think I'd miss them that much. I mean, I like when they take me places. And I sorta wish my mom was here to um, clean up the mess in the kitchen.

  Patti Szalinski : [listening from the laundry hamper]  What am I, your servant?

• Patti Szalinski : I'm doing the opposite of great! I'm doing *sucky.*