Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! (1997 TV Movie)
Jake Richardson: Mitch Szalinski
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Quotes
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Diane Szalinski , Patti Szalinski : Mitch, look at us! We're right here! Mitch! Mitch, your pills are over here!
[Mitch hears and spots the shrunken Diane and Patti on the table]
Mitch Szalinski : Mom?
Diane Szalinski : Yeah.
[Mitch faints after seeing the shrunk two in the table]
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Jenny Szalinski : [after all their moms left] Now what?
Wayne Szalinski : You guys are all guests in my house this weekend, and I want us to have a good time. So I planned a little kickoff surprise. We are gonna use marshmallows, and gumdrops, to make models of water molecules.
[the kids briefly just stand there staring at Wayne like he's going crazy]
Wayne Szalinski : What do you think?
Mitch Szalinski : You're a maniac, Uncle Wayne!
Wayne Szalinski : [laughs] I know. Anyway, we're going to put them together-- Oh darn, I forgot to get toothpicks. I'm gonna need you guys to run down to the mini-mart for me. How much do you think toothpicks cost?
Jenny Szalinski : Oh, about 6 or 7 dollars a box.
Wayne Szalinski : [gives Jenny a 10 dollar bill] Well, here's a 10. If there's any change get yourselves some snacks. But see if you can get back within an hour or so, okay? For some molecule action.
[the kids leave]
Gordon Szalinski : Wayne, that's not like you. You forgot to get toothpicks.
[Wayne hysterically giggles]
Gordon Szalinski : What? What's so funny?
Wayne Szalinski : It was just a ruse to get them out of the house.
Gordon Szalinski : A ruse? Why?
Wayne Szalinski : To save Tiki Man.
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Adam Szalinski : Wouldn't it be cool if our parents never came back?
Mitch Szalinski : You think it could happen?
Adam Szalinski : No, I'm just saying what if?
Mitch Szalinski : Yeah, well, I don't think I'd miss them that much. I mean, I like when they take me places. And I sorta wish my mom was here to um, clean up the mess in the kitchen.
Patti Szalinski : [listening from the laundry hamper] What am I, your servant?
