The House of Yes (1997)

Tori Spelling: Lesly

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• Lesly : I don't think you're insane.

  Jackie-O : You don't?

  Lesly : No.

  Jackie-O : You don't think I'm an eensie weensie bit insane?

  Lesly : I don't think you're insane. I think you're just spoiled.

  Jackie-O : [exasperated]  Oh please, if everyone around here is going to start telling the truth, I'm going to bed.

• Lesly : This is how you raised them?

  Mrs. Pascal : People raise cattle. Children just happen.

• Lesly : You were spying on us?

  Mrs. Pascal : A mother doesn't spy. A mother pays attention.

• Anthony : Would you like a glass of Liebfraumilch?

  Lesly : No thank you. I'll just have a glass of wine.

  Marty : That's the name of the wine.

  Lesly : Oh!

  [laughs] 

  Lesly : I don't speak french.

  Jackie-O : Who does?

  Anthony : You do.

  Jackie-O : Oh, that's right, I do.

  [smiles] 

  Lesly : So what does that name mean?

  Jackie-O : In french?

  Lesly : [nods] 

  Jackie-O : I think it means something German.

  Marty : It means, "loving mother's milk."

  Lesly : You speak french?

  Marty : No. German.

• Lesly : [about Marty's ex-girlfriend]  Is she still here, in Washington?

  Jackie-O : Very much so. I wonder...

  Lesly : What?

  Jackie-O : No, it's none of my business.

  Lesly : What?

  Jackie-O : Well, if he plans to get together with her while he's home.

  Lesly : Why didn't he marry her?

  Jackie-O : He couldn't.

  Lesly : Why not?

  Jackie-O : It was a family thing.

  Lesly : Families objected?

  Jackie-O : Something like that.

  Lesly : He never told me.

  Jackie-O : Men and their secrets.

  Lesly : Not all men have secrets.

  Jackie-O : We all have our secrets.

• Lesly : Boy, it's been a long day.

  Jackie-O : Not as long as yesterday. Yesterday was 24 whole hours.

• Jackie-O : Marty and I tell each other everything.

  Lesly : Everything?

  Jackie-O : We're twins.

  Lesly : Did he tell you about his other girlfriends?

  Jackie-O : Did he tell *you* about his other girlfriends?

  Lesly : There was one, he said.

  Jackie-O : [eyes open wide]  Did he tell you about her?

  Lesly : No, what was she like?

  Jackie-O : Who?

  Lesly : The girl.

  Jackie-O : She wasn't a girl. She was a woman.

  Lesly : She was *older* than Marty.

  Jackie-O : No, they were almost exactly the same age. Talk about glamorous. She was glamorous.

  Lesly : I thought so.

• Lesly : Does this happen a lot?

  Jackie-O : Every goddamned hurricane!

• Lesly : I can't talk that way about your brother.

  Jackie-O : Pretend he is not my brother, I do.

• Lesly : So what if I slept with his brother? He slept with his sister!

• Marty : Leslie, this is Jackie-O.

  Lesly : Hi!

  Marty : My Mother. Anthony. Meet Leslie. Leslie and I are engaged!

  Jackie-O : [screams hysterically, then laughs hysterically] 

  Jackie-O : [still laughing]  I have to find my hairbrush.

  Lesly : Oh, I have a comb.

  Jackie-O : [squints angrily, then runs away]