Private Parts (1997)

Jackie Martling: Jackie Martling

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Quotes 

• Jackie : My answer is "cock", and I wrote it really big, so I have a "big cock!"

  Howard : I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.

  Robin Quivers : But I just said "pussy".

  Jackie : [whining]  Yeah, she just said *pussy*!

  Howard : Well, pussy's okay. It's the way you say it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth is, just not good.

  Jackie : Wait a minute. I can't say "big cock", but you can say "big cock coming out of your mouth?"

  Howard : That's right.

  Jackie : That sucks!

  [Pig Vomit, very pissed off, starts running for the studio] 

  Fred Norris : [as Richard Nixon]  Did you just say "big cock coming out of your mouth that sucks"?

  Howard : So Brett, what did you write down?

  Robin Quivers : [as Brett Summers]  Just like the boys, Gene. I've got "cock".

  Howard : Do me a favor. Hold that up for a second so I can see your "cock".