Private Parts (1997)

Richard Portnow: Ben Stern

Quotes 

• Ben Stern : I told you not to be stupid, you moron.

• Ben Stern : Symphony Sid. By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.

• 12-Year-Old Howard : But why can't I play with my puppets?

  Ben Stern : Shut up, ya know why!

• Ben Stern : [to 7-year-old Howard]  You're a moron! Now shut up and sit still!