Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

Jacob Vargas: Ramon

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Quotes 

• Ramon : You have to say something nice about my penis!

  Romy : Oh, Ramon! Your penis is so powerful! I'm coming! Okay, thanks, get off me now.

• Romy : Michelle and I have this high school reunion to go to, and we need to show up in a really cool car.

  Ramon : Yeah?

  Romy : Todd told me he gave you a really great deal on a convertible and that you were fixing it up.

  Ramon : Yeah?

  Romy : So... can I borrow your car?

  Ramon : Well, if I loan you my car, what do I get?

  Romy : Uh... what do you want?

  Ramon : [looks her up and down]  Oh, Romy... you know what I want.

  Romy : Forget it! I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car!

  Ramon : I gotta get something!

  Romy : OK... close the blinds, and we'll work something out.

• Romy : [receptionist at Jaguar]  Two-four-three. Two-four-three. Service... number two-four-three.

  [long line of waiting customers grumble, and she sighs] 

  Romy : During this century, boys!

  [loses temper:] 

  Romy : Come on, Ramon, quit jerking off and bring the car around!

  [a silver Jaguar comes to a squealing halt, and Ramon jumps out, bringing keys] 

  Romy : It's about time!

  Ramon : [re the way she looks in that dress]  Oomph! Rolled meat! You are looking *hot*... today.

  Romy : Yeah, that's because I'm sweating like a pig in here.

  Ramon : But the air conditioning's working in the service office. You might wanna come by, and, uh, cool off later...?

  Romy : [takes the ignition keys]  Yeah, Ramon, that will happen.

  [to waiting customer:] 

  Romy : Sorry, ma'am, he is *such* an asshole.