Trial and Error (1996)

Michael Richards: Richard Rietti

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• Charles Tuttle : I don't pose, I don't preen, I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. I don't make a mockery of the American legal system.

  Richard Rietti : Well, you got your style. I got mine.

  Charles Tuttle : No, you got nothing. You've got nothing. You've got a S.A.G. card and a rent-controlled apartment in Santa Monica. That's what you've got. You're in over your head, Richard. You don't have the equipment for this.

• Richard Rietti : Maybe he's the person that he con'd the most. I mean we all do that, you know. We all keep a little bit of ourselves hidden. Cuz if we didn't, well, then we'd have to look at who we are. Who we really are. And if we didn't like it, well, we'd have nobody to blame but ourselves.

• Richard Rietti : [to Richard]  You know, you really missed your calling. You should have really been an actor.

• [last lines] 

  Richard Rietti : [on motorcycle]  Oh yeah, ha ha! Oh! We should definitely slow down now, okay? No, don't go faster! Aaaah! Whoa, okay, whoa!

  Elizabeth : Hey, watch it!

  Richard Rietti : What am I supposed to hold on to?

  Elizabeth : Not - that!

  Richard Rietti : Well I gotta hold on to something, it's dangerous.