Godzilla (I) (1998)

Nancy Cartwright: Caiman's Secretary

Quotes 

• [Caiman is complaining to his superiors via cell phone] 

  Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor : I am grateful for the fact that we are getting a new set. I know that represents a commitment on the part of management. Here's what I don't understand: why we're the only station in town that doesn't have the Korean grocery hold-up as our lead. I mean, what's our lead? Rain, again! It's stupid. I know, the pressure's at the parties you go to is that we're the classy station. I'm sorry, I just don't give a rat's ass about a war in some country whose name I can't even pronounce. How about a real story?

  [Caiman's secretary looks behind him and sees Godzilla walk past the window] 

  Caiman's Secretary : Sir? I think your story just walked by the window.

  [Caiman turns around just as Godzilla disappears from view. He turns back, only to miss Godzilla's tail sweep over the windows] 

  Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor : What?

  [Caiman resumes talking on his phone] 

  Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor : Maybe we can get the Korean grocer's hospital.