Half Baked (1998)
Harland Williams: Kenny
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Quotes
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Kenny : [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
Overweight Woman : [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga!
Kenny : I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.
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Brian : Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny : That's it?
Thurgood : Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
Kenny : You got it.
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Kenny : You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!
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Squirrel Master : Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch!
Nasty Nate : Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!
Kenny : Here take it!
[walks away with Squirrel Master]
Kenny : I'm somebody's bitch!
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Kenny : No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!
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Kenny : I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!
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Kenny : In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
