Half Baked (1998)

Guillermo Diaz: Scarface

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Quotes 

• [quitting] 

  Scarface : Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

• Samson Simpson : I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend

  Scarface : I'm Cuban, B!

  Samson Simpson : Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!

• Thurgood : [to Mary Jane]  Listen, I really like you. I was just wondering maybe if you're interested we can go out later and get some ice cream or something...

  Scarface : OOH! MOTHER FUCKER SAID ICE CREAM!

  Brian : BLAH BLAH ICE CREAM! YOU'RE SUCH A DORK, MAN!

  Thurgood : Damn!

• Scarface : ABRACADABRA, B!

• Scarface : I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked earlier!

  Thurgood : We suggested that already!

  Scarface : For real, B?

  [Phone beeps go off in Scarface's head] 

  Voice : Marijuana affects the memory.

• Thurgood : You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

  Scarface : Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

  Thurgood : Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

  Scarface : I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

  Brian : No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

• Scarface : Yo I'm Cuban, B!

  Samson Simpson : Yes, Cuban B.

• Employee : [speaking into microphone]  One Heffer with cheese.

  Scarface : You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!

  Employee : [into the microphone]  Sorry.

• Scarface : Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...

  Brian : ...Fucking impossible, man!

• Thurgood : Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke

  Scarface : Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.

  Thurgood : Custodian, dick!

• Scarface : Yo, that shit must be good, B. My boy hasn't coughed like that since back in the day yo!

• Brian : [after burying Killer]  What happened, man?

  Scarface : You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened. Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me. 'Cause they said they was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy. So they probably ruffed The Guy up, then they started going to war with the apartment. They got num-chuks, bolos, they be doin' Indian burns... and Killer paid the price, yo. You know, he got the wrath. He got the wrath of the num-chuks, yo!