Knock Off (1998)

Rob Schneider: Tommy Hendricks

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• Tommy Hendricks : I sign things too. In private.

  Karen Lee : Oh, things like that falsified document?

  Tommy Hendricks : Oh, no, no, no! Ray signs all the false documents.

  Karen Lee : Oh, I agree. And I think you two have spent your time in Hong Kong getting drunk, chasing ass and getting massages in stead of taking care of company's business.

  Tommy Hendricks : Look, the massage industry in Hong Kong is going through a really tough time right now. I'm just trying to help out the local college girls!

• Marcus Ray : It still doesn't prove his a knock off artist.

  Karen Lee : Why are you defending the gangster? Looks like he's screwing us.

  Tommy Hendricks : Oh no, with Eddie it's more like date rape.

• Tommy Hendricks : You're the king of knock offs!

  Marcus Ray : I was. But you're still a fake.

• Tommy Hendricks : You're never gonna get away with this.

  Karen Lee : They're already getting away with it.

  Tommy Hendricks : I know. I'm trying to mind fuck them. On the placement test at Langley, I was off the chart in verbal skills.

  Karen Lee : [shouting]  Can I die alone, please?

• Tommy Hendricks : What? There are knock-off artists? In Hong Kong? I'm shocked!

• Harry Johanson : Once we have our little baby bombs all over the U.S., they'll be a monthly satellite bill that would make HBO green with envy. A hundred million dollars a month. And if they don't pay, we send the detonation signal... and good-bye, yellow brick road.

  Tommy Hendricks : Good-bye, yellow brick road? Better buy some new CD's, Harry. It's pathetic.