Michael A. Lynch: Chief Umpire
Quotes
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Chief Umpire : Gentleman, you know the ground rules. So shake hands and let's have a good, clean ballgame.
[Huff puts out his hand, Gus reluctantly shakes it. He tries to walk away, but Huff won't let him]
Leonard Huff : I'm going to give you the beating of your life.
Gus Cantrell : We'll see about that.
Leonard Huff : Yeah we will.
Gus Cantrell : Oh, by the way, some of the guys are wondering where you got your toupee.
Leonard Huff : This is not a toupee. This is real.
Gus Cantrell : You can level with me, huh Lenny? Where'd you get it?
Leonard Huff : [Pulling on his hair] It's real. It's mine.
Gus Cantrell : Really?
Leonard Huff : [Still pulling on his hair] It is and it's mine. You see this? Haha. Dumbass.
Gus Cantrell : [Chuckling as he walks back to his dugout] I'll, uh, tell the guys they were wrong.
[Huff realizes what he did and why the fans are laughing at him]
