A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Dan Hedaya: Kamehl Butabi

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Quotes 

• Steve Butabi : I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.

  Kamehl Butabi : He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.

  Steve Butabi : It doesn't have cable.

  Kamehl Butabi : Yes it does. It has Cinemax!

  Steve Butabi : But there's no HBO! GOD!

  [runs off crying] 

• Doug Butabi : [Yelling at his dad]  Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.

  Steve Butabi : [Interrupts]  Man, that was a sweet show!

  Doug Butabi : [to Steve in agreement]  Yeah it was, wasn't it?

  Kamehl Butabi : Yes, I have a fantasy. That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up in the clouds and the other with his head up his ass!

• Barbara Butabi : Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.

  Kamehl Butabi : Can you wait until after the ceremony please?

• Kamehl Butabi : What are you doing? You come in to my store and cut up my plants and make toys of them!

  Doug Butabi : It's *NOT* a toy! It's a club with a jungle theme!

  Kamehl Butabi : You're a jungle theme!

• Doug Butabi : Dad would be really proud of us right now.

  Kamehl Butabi : What are you idiots doing?

• [on his marriage] 

  Steve Butabi : Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?

  Kamehl Butabi : [Mocking Steve and Doug's repeated joke]  Yes... nooooooo.

• Kamehl Butabi : What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?

  Doug Butabi : That's right.

  Steve Butabi : Exactly.

  Kamehl Butabi : What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.

  [Kamehl takes their car keys] 

  Doug Butabi , Steve Butabi : [In perfect synchronization]  What are you doing? Go- Tsh. C'mo- Man!

• Kamehl Butabi : Richard Grieco, you see right through me.

• Kamehl Butabi : [seeing Steve and Doug in kitchen]  Ah, look who's gracing us with their presence.

  Steve Butabi : Who?

• Kamehl Butabi : What is this garbage?

  Doug Butabi : It's a health shake. It helps me balance my insulin and hormone levels; so, I can hit my physical peak.

  Kamehl Butabi : Barbara, hurry. Get the video camera. He's gonna hit his peak.

  Barbara Butabi : Honey, if you're going to hit your peak, do it in your room.

• Kamehl Butabi : Steve, at the store in a half hour - and bring your dancing monkey brother with you.

• Kamehl Butabi : Will you please explain to me what I have to do to get through to this *individual*?

  Steve Butabi : Dad, it's like this: Doug is like a fax machine. Okay? You keep puttin' things in, but, if you don't have a cover page, people don't know where it's comin' from. And sometimes you get a busy signal. And that's why you got a memory button and a redial button. Actually, I never use those...

• Kamehl Butabi : The Sanderson's are here to see your mother's new chin. Get dressed and come join us.

• Kamehl Butabi : What are you idiots doing? I pay you to take money and push a button on a cash register. What did you do? Injure your delicate fingers in a cellular phone accident?

• Doug Butabi : Dad, last night, we made some very important business contacts.

  Kamehl Butabi : Really? Doing what? Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump?

• Barbara Butabi : Don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.

  Kamehl Butabi : You want to wait until after the ceremony, please.

  Steve Butabi : Right.

• Richard Grieco : Mr. Butabi?

  Kamehl Butabi : What?

  Richard Grieco : As an actor, I am a keen observer of human nature, and I can tell you that your son is not ready for this sort of commitment.