A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
Will Ferrell: Steve Butabi
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Quotes
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Doug Butabi : So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve Butabi : Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug Butabi : And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve Butabi : And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Butabi : Emilio Estevez.
Steve Butabi : The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Butabi : Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve Butabi : I was like, "Emilio."
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Steve Butabi : I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.
Kamehl Butabi : He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.
Steve Butabi : It doesn't have cable.
Kamehl Butabi : Yes it does. It has Cinemax!
Steve Butabi : But there's no HBO! GOD!
[runs off crying]
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Doug Butabi : You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.
Steve Butabi : Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.
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Father Williams : Steve, repeat after me.
Steve Butabi : After me.
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Doug Butabi : [Yelling at his dad] Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.
Steve Butabi : [Interrupts] Man, that was a sweet show!
Doug Butabi : [to Steve in agreement] Yeah it was, wasn't it?
Kamehl Butabi : Yes, I have a fantasy. That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up in the clouds and the other with his head up his ass!
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Steve Butabi : Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
Richard Grieco : Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.
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Steve Butabi : Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically.
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Doug Butabi : Why go out for burgers when you got steak at home?
Steve Butabi : You're right. We should get lunch after this.
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Steve Butabi : Good, how are you?
Doug Butabi : About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time.
Steve Butabi : BMW.
Doug Butabi : Right at sunset.
Steve Butabi : Vanilla mostly.
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Steve Butabi : What's up?
Hottie Cop : Did you know you were doing 50?
Doug Butabi : [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you.
Steve Butabi : Does not.
Doug Butabi : Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.
Steve Butabi : What's up?
Hottie Cop : Just giving you an $80 ticket.
Doug Butabi : [whispers to Steve] She is *so* into you
Hottie Cop : I want you to do me a favor.
Steve Butabi : What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker".
Hottie Cop : [laughs] Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night
Steve Butabi : It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me.
[Hottie cop leaves]
Doug Butabi : Way to go my friend! Not only did you got her badge number, but you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top!
[High Five]
Doug Butabi : Very nice!
[High Five]
Doug Butabi : [Steve slaps Doug hard across the face] What was the point of that?
Steve Butabi : Sorry...
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Dooey : [Obviously angry] Those cans of fluffy whip were a real big hit at the party. Mr. Zadir had me out until four in the morning. looking for more.
Steve Butabi : From dusk 'til dawn. You, sir, are a party animal!
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Steve Butabi : What's up? Wanna dance?
Vivica : Yes.
Steve Butabi : Alright, take it easy.
Doug Butabi : Steve, she said yes!
Steve Butabi : ...what?
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Security Guard : Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list.
Doug Butabi : We're on the list.
Security Guard : Name?
Steve Butabi : Steve and Doug Butabi.
Security Guard : You're brothers?
Doug Butabi : No...
Doug Butabi , Steve Butabi : YES.
Doug Butabi : Man. Works every time.
Security Guard : That's very funny.
Steve Butabi : Yeah, Doug's hilarious.
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[on his marriage]
Steve Butabi : Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?
Kamehl Butabi : [Mocking Steve and Doug's repeated joke] Yes... nooooooo.
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Kamehl Butabi : What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?
Doug Butabi : That's right.
Steve Butabi : Exactly.
Kamehl Butabi : What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.
[Kamehl takes their car keys]
Doug Butabi , Steve Butabi : [In perfect synchronization] What are you doing? Go- Tsh. C'mo- Man!
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Cambi : There you are. We got scared.
Doug Butabi : Of who, we'll kick his ass.
Cambi : No, we got scared someone stole you away from us.
Doug Butabi : Oh...
[Gets it]
Doug Butabi : OH, like some other girls would steal us away.
Steve Butabi : Oh...
Steve Butabi : [getting it] OH!
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Doug Butabi : [Speaking into the phone while Steve listens] Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussy-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for EMILY. Beep.
Steve Butabi : Hi! Doug! Sorry I missed you...
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Father Williams : Steven, do you promise to love Emily, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?
Steve Butabi : My dad already paid the caterer.
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Kamehl Butabi : [seeing Steve and Doug in kitchen] Ah, look who's gracing us with their presence.
Steve Butabi : Who?
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Credit Vixen : [Last lines; "What Is Love" starts playing] Oh, I love this song.
Hottie Cop : Me too.
Steve Butabi : Actually, I'm getting kind of sick of it.
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Doug Butabi : All right. Let's talk to this little lady called Night.
Steve Butabi : I couldn't have said it any better.
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Steve Butabi : Who? You want me?
Doug Butabi : Me?
Steve Butabi : Him? Me?
Doug Butabi : Him?
[pointing to Steve]
Steve Butabi : Him?
[pointing to Doug]
Doug Butabi : Him?
[pointing to Steve]
Steve Butabi : Me?
Doug Butabi : Me?
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Emily Sanderson : Do you wanna go see a movie or something?
Steve Butabi : Sure.
Emily Sanderson : Or, if you don't wanna do that, we could just drive around and make out. I love making out. Its like one of my all time favorite things to do...
Steve Butabi : Yeah. Right.
Emily Sanderson : And I don't want to brag, but, I'm really, really, really, really good at it.
Steve Butabi : Right. Sounds good.
Doug Butabi : Back off, Chicklett.
Emily Sanderson : What's your problem, Doug?
Doug Butabi : Emily, I don't know if you know this, but, my brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. And that means no stop signs, no red lights, and there is no pulling over to take pictures. Now, you see this man over here?
Steve Butabi : Wot's up?
Doug Butabi : He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. It's carry on only and you're just way too much luggage.
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Doug Butabi : You know what was wrong with this place?
Steve Butabi : It's tough to say, considering we didn't get in.
Doug Butabi : Exactly. They don't know how to properly evaluate the incoming clientele.
Steve Butabi : I thought we just didn't look cool enough.
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Doug Butabi : You know what we're gonna do when we get our club?
Steve Butabi : Get in.
Doug Butabi : Yeah, but, we're also gonna treat all the outside wannabes just as well as any legendary TV-star.
Steve Butabi : That's pretty Roosevelt of you.
Doug Butabi : It's just what I believe in.
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Kamehl Butabi : Will you please explain to me what I have to do to get through to this *individual*?
Steve Butabi : Dad, it's like this: Doug is like a fax machine. Okay? You keep puttin' things in, but, if you don't have a cover page, people don't know where it's comin' from. And sometimes you get a busy signal. And that's why you got a memory button and a redial button. Actually, I never use those...
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Craig : I just don't want you guys to cheat yourselves. You know, I'm sorry to come down on you like this, but, in a weird way, its my job.
Steve Butabi : Hey, that's why we love you - and hate you.
Craig : Still friends?
Doug Butabi , Steve Butabi : You know it!
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Doug Butabi : You're supposed to be thinkin' about our future!
Steve Butabi : Well, why are you Mount St. Helensing on me?
Doug Butabi : Well, why are you forgetting about our plans?
Steve Butabi : What plans?
Doug Butabi : The plan about you and I opening up only the coolest club in town a la the Roxbury.
Steve Butabi : Doug, how are gonna open up a club like that when we can't even get in?
Doug Butabi : That's because we're letting them not let us in.
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Doug Butabi : Now repeat after me: We can get into the Roxbury.
Steve Butabi : We can get into the Roxbury.
Doug Butabi , Steve Butabi : Roxbury. Roxbury! Roxbury! Roxbury!
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Doug Butabi : [on the beach, girl walks by in a leopard skin bikini, Doug and Steve in speedos] Hey, wot's up?
Steve Butabi : How you doin'?
Doug Butabi : Can we call you sometime, Pocahontas?
Steve Butabi : You got a number? You want some of this?
Doug Butabi : How about a little of that?
Steve Butabi : Alright!
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Doug Butabi : Did Mom get lipstick on me?
Steve Butabi : Yeah, but, it looks like you were makin' out.
Doug Butabi : Sweet.
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Steve Butabi : I'm so scared right now, I don't know what to do!
Doug Butabi : Okay, you're mad-cowing on me. All right. You have to relax.
Steve Butabi : I - I'm nervous. I mean, we put all this pressure on ourselves to to get in the Roxbury and I don't know if we can deliver!
Doug Butabi : You have to take control of yourself, okay?
Steve Butabi : No, you gotta take control! I'm barely hangin' on here!
Doug Butabi : Shh. Shh. Come on, relax. Relax. Shh. Think puppies and candy canes, all right? Okay?
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Steve Butabi : This Italian food tastes so good. It's, like, Mexican.
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Steve Butabi : Yeah!
Steve Butabi , Doug Butabi : Score!
Doug Butabi : Very well!
Steve Butabi : Very well! Nice job!
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Doug Butabi : We're gonna go wait in line.
Steve Butabi : Maybe we'll hang out later?
Security Guard : There's no chance in that happening.
Steve Butabi : Sounds good.
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[repeated line]
Steve Butabi : Wot's up? Doin' good? Alright.
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Doug Butabi : [to Mr. Zadir] You know how people, when they're waiting outside the club and they're bummed 'cos they're trying to get in.
Steve Butabi : This is great. This is great.
Doug Butabi : What if the outside of the club looked like the inside? You know, they got couches and music and all that stuff going on. But then, on the inside...
Steve Butabi : This is the best part.
Doug Butabi : It looks like the street. You know, cars and street signs. So, basically, the outside is the inside and the inside is the outside.
Steve Butabi : Doesn't that blow your mind?
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Mr. Zadir : Dooey, we have to stop and get some fluffy whip for the party.
Dooey : Yes, sir.
[closes the window between the passengers and driver in the limo]
Steve Butabi : But, it has to be fluffy whip in a can.
Mr. Zadir : He can't hear you.
Doug Butabi : Hey, Dooey, tell your mom I had a nice time last night.
Steve Butabi : And your dad.
Doug Butabi : What?
Steve Butabi : I mean your sister.
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Doug Butabi : [Doug rushes out of his bedroom with Cambi and meets Steve who rushes out of his bedroom with Vivica] Oh, my God! Did you just?
Steve Butabi : Just!
Doug Butabi : 'Cos I just...
Steve Butabi : It's unbelievable!
Doug Butabi : Oh, man!
Doug Butabi , Steve Butabi : Pow!
Doug Butabi : Man!
Doug Butabi , Steve Butabi : Ahhh!
Doug Butabi : Not that it hasn't happened before.
Steve Butabi : Of course not.
Doug Butabi : I mean, it was okay.
Steve Butabi : The usual! Fully.
Doug Butabi : Right.
Steve Butabi : I'm gonna go back in and check and make sure...
[Doug and Steve race back in their bedrooms]
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Steve Butabi : A cat? Interesting. I think of you more as a dog person. That's funny. You know, maybe a Pomeranian. Lhasa Apso. Something kinda small, warm, fuzzy...
Vivica : Is this your first time?
Steve Butabi : Yes. Isn't it yours?
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Doug Butabi : So sweet!
Steve Butabi : It's like candy.
Doug Butabi : Why does it taste so sweet.
Steve Butabi : 'Cos its like candy, I said.
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Doug Butabi : You know what we should do? We should probably have a pre-meeting to brainstorm before a scheduled meeting.
Steve Butabi : Yeah, that way we don't look like idiots at our meeting.
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Steve Butabi : Gosh, Emily, school? I'l have to read. And homework. And the teacher always asking, "Would you like to share that with the class?"
Emily Sanderson : Don't upset me Steve. Unless you want to make me less horny?
Steve Butabi : No, that wouldn't be good.
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Steve Butabi : Emily, I know you've had your heart set on this for a long time, but the truth is, I mean, I'm a rebel and you're like the sweet-girl-from-next-door type.
Emily Sanderson : Steve, you're forgetting: I go to college. Okay? Translation: Drunken orgies with occasional Cliff notes.
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Barbara Butabi : Don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.
Kamehl Butabi : You want to wait until after the ceremony, please.
Steve Butabi : Right.
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Steve Butabi : [walking down the aisle] You know, Dad, I've been thinking. I didn't really have time to have a bachelor party. That's a major part of a wedding experience. So we may want to consider delaying a couple of hours so that we could go to a strip club or something?
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Steve Butabi : Sweet!
Doug Butabi : Sweet ass sweet!