Wild Things (1998)
Matt Dillon: Sam Lombardo
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Quotes
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Sam : I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape.
Kenneth Bowden : Male or female?
Sam : The student is Kelly Van Ryan.
Kenneth Bowden : As in Sandra Van Ryan?
Sam : As in I'm fucked.
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Kelly Van Ryan : Jesus. Where'd she get those shoes? "Whores for less"?
[Suzie gives her the finger and flicks her tongue]
Sam : Nice to see you kids getting along.
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Sam : We've gotta stop. I'm gonna cum.
Kelly Van Ryan : That never seemed to worry you out at the Glades.
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Sam : Hello, Kelly.
Kelly Van Ryan : Drop dead. You know how my mom's paying you off? She's breaking my trust. I can't touch it until she's dead, and now she's breaking it to pay you.
Sam : I'm sorry, Kelly.
Kelly Van Ryan : Why don't you start fucking her again! You can spend it together! I hate you!
[Kelly swings her binder at Sam, hitting his trophy, it falls to the floor and breaks]
Kelly Van Ryan : I fucking hate you, you son of a bitch! I fucking hate you!
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Kelly Van Ryan : Whooo, it worked! we screwed the bitch!
[Kelly kisses Sam]
Kelly Van Ryan : It worked just like you said. What's wrong?
Sam : You scared the shit out of me. What's wrong, is you're coming here. That's what's wrong. Are you fuckin' crazy?
Kelly Van Ryan : Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.
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Sam : [Ken is wearing a neck brace] What do you do to your neck?
Kenneth Bowden : Oh, this? I don't have to wear it all the time.
[looks out the window and takes it off]
Kenneth Bowden : There was an insurance guy around here earlier.
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Kelly Van Ryan : [in a voice laden with sexual innuendo, as she and Nicole prepares to wash Sam's Jeep] So where's your hose, Mr. Lombardo?
Sam : The hose, Kelly, is right in front of my Jeep.
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Sam : [while taking off Kelly Van Ryan's knickers] Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things.
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Sam : After tonight, the three of us are not to be seen together ever again.
Kelly Van Ryan : After tonight?
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Sam : I'm innocent, Godammit!
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Sam : [looking at a photo] Hey, Art, this is one hell of a fish.
Art Maddox : It's a barracuda. If you weren't so busy chasing booty at the yacht club, you could have caught one for yourself.
Sam : You aren't going to eat that thing are you? It's barracuda, it's poisonous, it'll kill you.
Art Maddox : Shit, man. I could say that about most of the girls you date.
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Barbara Baxter : Kelly Van Ryan's gonna wash your jeep?
Sam : Come on, Barbara. It's for a good cause.
Barbara Baxter : [laughs] Sam the Philanthropist.
Sam : Yeah, well, you know what they say. A little hard work never hurt anyone.
Barbara Baxter : [whispering] oh, ok.
[Barbara and Sam kiss]
Sam : Have fun at the club.
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Sam : [to Kelly and Suzie] Now I want you two to kiss. Come on, now, never let the sun go down on an argument.
