Lambchops (1929)

George Burns: George the Boyfriend

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• George the Boyfriend : What did you take up at school?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Anything that wasn't nailed down.

• George the Boyfriend : You're too smart for one girl.

  Gracie the Girlfriend : I'm more than one.

  George the Boyfriend : You're more than one?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Yeah. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

• George the Boyfriend : Do you like to love?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : No.

  George the Boyfriend : Do you like to kiss?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : No.

  George the Boyfriend : What do you like?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Lambchops.

• Gracie the Girlfriend : George, you're silly.

  George the Boyfriend : I'd rather be silly than be dizzy

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Oh, I'm not dizzy, you know.

  George the Boyfriend : No.

  Gracie the Girlfriend : No, I've come to the conclusion I'm very bright.

  George the Boyfriend : Oh, you made up your mind you're bright?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Yes.

• Gracie the Girlfriend : Yeah, I have brains.

  George the Boyfriend : You have?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Yeah, I have brains I haven't even used yet.

  George the Boyfriend : Well, leave 'em alone and don't bother with 'em. If you had another brain, you'd have one.

• George the Boyfriend : So, you know all the answers and you're not dizzy.

  Gracie the Girlfriend : No, I'm not.

  George the Boyfriend : You are, you are plenty dizzy.

  Gracie the Girlfriend : I am not.

  George the Boyfriend : You look to me like you're always up in an aeroplane.

• George the Boyfriend : You know, I think you're very nice.

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Yeah, and I'm smart too.

  George the Boyfriend : Well, that's the finish of that.

• George the Boyfriend : If you're so smart, name three different kinds of nuts.

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Walnuts and chestnuts.

  George the Boyfriend : That's two.

  Gracie the Girlfriend : And forget-me-nuts.

  George the Boyfriend : Lovely.

• George the Boyfriend : Could you eat two big lambchops alone?

  Gracie the Girlfriend : Alone? Oh, no, not alone. With potatoes I could!