Sparkler (1997)

Park Overall: Melba May

Quotes 

• Melba : I'm looking for an old friend of mine.

  Old Lady : What's her name?

  Melba : Dottie Delgato.

  Old Lady : Dottie? Well, they all seemed to be named Dottie these days. Dottie, Tammy, Crystal, Vanna - Oh, that's a big one now! Did she have a stage name?

  Melba : At the Tropicana I believe they called her Lady Luck.

  Old Lady : Lady Luck? That's original. Did, uh, did she play with feathers?

  Melba : I don't think so.

  Old Lady : Appliances?

  Melba : Not to my knowledge. I do believe she did things with a baton.

  Old Lady : Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah! Lady Luck, loves to fuck!

• [Melba's answering machine] 

  Melba : Hello! It's a beautiful day! There's gonna be a beep, and you talk to it. Okay? And... okay!