- Cheshire Cat: Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves. Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe: All mimsy were ye borogoves; and ye mome raths outgrabe.
- Mordroc: Ah-ha! Hahahaha! So, dear brother, you bring Dirk here? Caligenous, clanking piece of junk! Boil in the mud, you meddling, old fool! Dirk will be helpless, once you've been sunk! Hahahahahahaha!
- [the game begins]
- Mother in law: [yells furiously shaking the whole land] DIRK!
- Dirk the Daring: [mouthful] Uh-oh...
- Mother in law: Kidnapped? My Daphne kidnapped again!
- [the control commands begin to make Dirk avoid Daphne's mother's rolling pin attack]
- Mother in law: Idiot!
- [she then throw jars at Dirk, who runs out the door]
- Mother in law: Dummkopf!
- [Dirk is commanded to escape as he rides on his horse]
- Mother in law: [tosses a cauldron then a coop of chickens] You... better... find... my... daughter! OR! ELSE!
- [Dirk is commanded to avoid her rolling pin attack and rush in to the castle]
- Mother in law: Coward!