- Aladdin: Where do you come from?
- Genie: Originally?
- [Aladdin nods]
- Genie: I was born from the thundering wind, that blew from the mouth of the Great White Bear, who came from the fiery yellow Sun, who is the eye of the all-powerful being whose name I am forbidden to speak! And you are?
- Aladdin: Aladdin. I... was born from Mustafa the tailor. And that's my mother there, passed out from fright.
- Genie: [laughs] Amusing!
- Aladdin: If you can't build what I want...
- Genie: You dare insult me? Why? I can build the finest palace in the whole of the universe!
- Aladdin: Great! Have it done tomorrow.
- Genie: Tomorrow? Tomorrow? Monday?
- Aladdin: Uh, yes, that's right.
- Genie: Why, I should take your miserable little head and crush it in my hand like an insect, and spread it on the sand it does not deserve to return to!
- Aladdin: What'd I say?
- Genie: MONDAY! It is a day of rest for all genies! We neither work, nor sleep, nor play; we simply rest!
- Aladdin: Tuesday will be fine.
- Genie: [laughs] As you wish.
- Genie: Oh, it is you!
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: Yes, it is I! And now, you must obey my every command.
- Genie: What if I choose instead to set fire to your beard?
- Genie: What do you need?
- Aladdin: I need a gift for the Sultan.
- Genie: Gold! In the twinkling of an eye, I shall fill the palace with a mountain of gold.
- Aladdin: No, no, it must be something that's more...
- Genie: Jewels! With the snap of my tremendous fingers, I shall create a diamond the size of the moon.
- Aladdin: No, it must be something that he...
- Genie: Silver! Easily done!
- Aladdin: Will you listen?
- Genie: Don't you dare speak to me in that tone of voice!
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: I have lost my great temper, and once it is lost, it is impossible to find, and I shall remain forever ANGRY!
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: When I heard of my brother's death, I came as quickly as possible.
- Aladdin: My father's been dead a long time.
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: I was very, very far away.
- Aladdin: The Grand Vizier is gonna marry Princess Sabrina, and I want...
- Genie: And you want to give them a beautiful wedding gift! Very well!
- Aladdin: No, no! I wanted to marry her, and something went wrong...
- Genie: I see! You want me to kill you, and put you out of your misery! As you wish!
- Aladdin: No! Please listen!
- Genie: [laughs] Your wish is my command.
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: You must do exactly as I say! Drop into this hole into the cave below. You'll go through a long, narrow passageway. Do not touch the walls! If you do, you'll die instantly! At the end of the passageway, you'll come to a large, shadowy room with two large fruit trees. Continue beyond those trees; on top of a gargoyle pedestal, you'll find a lamp. You bring this lamp to me, my friend, and we'll be rich beyond our wildest dreams!
- Aladdin: Listen, you know exactly where it is, why don't you go? I'll wait here, I promise.
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: You idiot! I'm your uncle! Now go!
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: [seeing Aladdin's mother] Oh! You must be--oh, what an honor! And so beautiful!
- Aladdin's Mother: Aladdin, who is your friend?
- Aladdin: He's my long-lost uncle, Mother.
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: And this must be the place where my dear departed brother reclined. I must sit in it. No--it's a hallowed spot. Such a tragedy that he's gone!
- [weeps]
- Aladdin's Mother: In all the years I was married to Mustafa, he never mentioned a brother.
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: I'm not surprised; we didn't get along.
- Genie: At last! Fresh air!
- Aladdin: Who are you?
- Genie: Who am I? You ask WHO AM I? I am the genie of the lamp! And being bottled up for thousands of years has made me extremely short-tempered. So I ask you, how do you wish to die?
- Aladdin: I don't wish to die!
- Genie: [laughs] Good answer. Not to worry! I cannot kill you! You are now my master, and I am here to grant you any wish that you may desire.
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: Why, that dirty little thief! I'm going to find Aladdin! When I'm finished with him, he'll have but one wish! He'll wish he were dead!
- Aladdin: I want you to go to the palace tomorrow, and tell the Sultan I wish to marry his daughter, Mother.
- Aladdin's Mother: Oh, I think I prefer to stay alive instead, Aladdin.
- Aladdin's Mother: Your highness, may I present my son, Aladdin.
- Sultan: Rise, young man, so that I might gaze upon you.
- Grand Vizier: Your highness, this is nothing but a common street person. Obviously not a suitable husband for the princess!
- Sultan: Yes, I too have my reservations.
- Aladdin: I'm starving. Can I have something to eat, please?
- Aladdin's Mother: Of course. I have a bean and a fig. Which would you prefer?
- Aladdin: Now if you'd be so kind, I'd like you to...
- Genie: Transport you and your palace back to where it belongs, of course!
- Aladdin: You still haven't learned to listen, have you?
- [the genie laughs]
- Aladdin: You can take the palace back, but the Princess and I, we'd like to take the carpet, if you don't mind.
- Genie: I don't mind!
- Genie: My little master! What took you so long? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get so emotional. How may I serve you?
- Aladdin: Well, you can start by disposing of that.
- The Evil Moroccan Magician: I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry...
- Aladdin: Do you mind if I ask you a question? Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Princess Sabrina: Well, I believe in love. Now can I ask you a question? Where am I?
- Aladdin: Oh, you're in my room.
- Princess Sabrina: How did I get here?
- Aladdin: In a stream of pink smoke. Just call it magic.
- Princess Sabrina: Oh, you're a magician?
- Aladdin: Me? No, I have a friend who's a magician. Uh, he's not exactly a magician; he's real similar.
- Aladdin: Mother, mother, mother! I'm in love and I want to get married.
- Aladdin's Mother: Praise be to Allah! My son's become a man! And who is the fortunate young maiden?
- Aladdin: She's the most beautiful woman in the world! Princess Sabrina, daughter of the Sultan.
- Aladdin's Mother: Oh son, dear son. She's royalty; you're... not. The two shall never entwine.
- Sultan: Oh, Aladdin! How was your journey? You were missed, my son.
- Aladdin: Speaking of missing, have you seen my palace?
- Sultan: [laughs] Oh, how you amuse me! Your palace is where it has always been, right over there.
- [looks]
- Sultan: Well, it was there this morning. What have you done with your palace, Aladdin?
- Sultan: Grand Vizier, look at this! It goes round and round forever, yet the dog never catches the cat! Baffling... and truly entertaining!
- Grand Vizier: Quite.
- Aladdin's Mother: No, no, no. I don't want it around the house. Get rid of it!
- Aladdin: But Mother, it's a magic lamp with a real genie inside.
- Aladdin's Mother: Genie! Looks like a nightmare to me.
- Aladdin: Please, can't I keep it?
- Aladdin's Mother: No!
- Aladdin: But I'll take care of it, I promise!
- Aladdin's Mother: Oh, very well.
- Aladdin: Thanks mom!
- Aladdin's Mother: Keep it out of my sight!
- Sultan: This is all most confusing! And you said it occurred last night?
- Princess Sabrina: Yes, Father, it was wonderful!
- Grand Vizier: It was horrible!
- Princess Sabrina: He was so kind and handsome, and we talked.
- Grand Vizier: He was huge, he was ruthless! He picked me up and threw me into the sky--I thought I would die!
- Sultan: Are we talking about the same fellow?
- Princess Sabrina, Grand Vizier: No!
- Sultan: Oh I see.
- Princess Sabrina: No boy has ever really looked at me before.
- Aladdin: Well, what do you expect? It's punishable by death to see the princess in daylight.
- Princess Sabrina: It is? Oh, well that explains it.