Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Jennifer Elise Cox: Crowd Surfing Girl

Quotes 

• [in the back yard during the police raid] 

  Cop : Miss, for the last time, please stop crying and give me your name and address.

  Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : [mumbling]  Butolu msahson undsevent norlk.

  [subtitle translation: But I already told you! My name is Mary Hampson and I live at 1781 Norfolk!] 

• [to Amanda who's asking questions about Preston] 

  Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Snow stun shy is shy sumber shess sing.

  [subtitle translation: I know who Preston Meyers is. I can give you his phone number, his address, anything] 

• [the crying drunk girl walks up to Preston and Denise up on their arrival at the party] 

  Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Thush bezt tea weveram sisu gizem chext ear!

  [subtitle translation: This is the best party ever! I'm so gonna miss you guys next year!] 

  Preston : [watching the drunk girl stumble away]  There's one at every party.

  Denise : Kind of makes you never want to drink, huh?

• Exchange student : Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Sex machine.

  [the crying drunk girl stumbles over to the exchange student] 

  Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Idlke tschyourenis.

  [subtitle translation: I'd like to touch your penis!] 

• [the crying drunk girls hears Kenny and Denise in the upstairs bathroom] 

  Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Yerd dum shelling yers chair.

  [subtitle translation: Did anyone hear that? Someone's yelling for help upstairs!]