Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Victor Togunde: Reminiscing Guy

Quotes 

• [after being hit on by drunk guys] 

  Reminiscing Guy : Hey Amanda.

  Amanda Becket : Hey.

  Reminiscing Guy : Remember that time we danced at the sock hop?

  Amanda Becket : Yeah.

  Reminiscing Guy : I just wanted you to know I had the hugest boner and I was just wondering if maybe you and I could get together and... work it out.

  [Amanda walks away disgusted] 

• Reminiscing Guy : Yo, Preston? Preston Meyers? Dude, what's going on? I'm so glad I got a chance to see you! I know you're leaving tomorrow. I'm gonna miss you man, you know?

  Preston : It's okay, man. Don't worry about it.

  Reminiscing Guy : I was totally remembering that time when we were in 7th grade, and we like mashed up all our food on our lunch trays and you payed me a dollar to eat it, and I did? What was the best!

  Preston : [walking away]  Yeah, good times.

  Reminiscing Guy : Hey, what about that time during softball practice when Ricky Feldman hit that line drive and it hit you right in your nuts? That was the funniest!

• Preston : Hey, I've got one for ya. Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl, and you came up to me and started telling me all these asinine stories? Remember that, huh?

  Reminiscing Guy : No.

  Preston : Gee, that's funny. Because it *just happened*!

  Reminiscing Guy : [saddened]  Hey, I ain't gonna forget this, man! You just wait, I ain't inviting you to any 10-year reunion!