An atrocious script with a vast number of failed jokes is the undoing of the porno junker, as dumb a satire of the Tonya Harding scandal as you'll ever see. Or more likely, you'll be lucky to miss it.
The targets of humor are famous folks, with Connie Chung and Larry King among the victims of pornographer W. Bosley DeLongprez (who I have yet to pin down as to his true identity). Story is told in flashbacks as Jonathan Morgan and others try to sell the rights to the story, and murder is the main event.
Jonathan Morgan overacts as usual playing a tough-talking hitman who's supposed to kill Nancy Morgan (Sahara Sands unrecognizable with black hair instead of her blonde persona) for the benefit of Kaitlyn Ashley as Tonya. They portray two competing porn stars (Katilyn wants to replace Sahara as #1 in the business. They're cast together in a porno about two lesbian femme hockey players rather than figure skaters. It later turns out that Kaitlyn and her pimp Alex Sanders are killed by a Zamboni machine instead and Jonathan is the prime suspect.
The movie has no ending and makes very little sense, just a combination of bad jokes and gonzo sex. I tried to follow the story, but haphazard construction and direction lost me completely half-way through, when Ashley and Sands are about to do their lesbian scene in the "hockey" feature, when Sands suddenly gets mad and walks off the set. Without any transition or proper setup, suddenly Bunny Bleu takes over the role and has a lengthy lesbian scene with Kaitlyn and we never find out who she is and what's going on. Later, Sahara returns and the storyline continues without explanation.
It's mindless and sloppiness like this that has unfortunately given storytelling in porn a bad reputation.
The targets of humor are famous folks, with Connie Chung and Larry King among the victims of pornographer W. Bosley DeLongprez (who I have yet to pin down as to his true identity). Story is told in flashbacks as Jonathan Morgan and others try to sell the rights to the story, and murder is the main event.
Jonathan Morgan overacts as usual playing a tough-talking hitman who's supposed to kill Nancy Morgan (Sahara Sands unrecognizable with black hair instead of her blonde persona) for the benefit of Kaitlyn Ashley as Tonya. They portray two competing porn stars (Katilyn wants to replace Sahara as #1 in the business. They're cast together in a porno about two lesbian femme hockey players rather than figure skaters. It later turns out that Kaitlyn and her pimp Alex Sanders are killed by a Zamboni machine instead and Jonathan is the prime suspect.
The movie has no ending and makes very little sense, just a combination of bad jokes and gonzo sex. I tried to follow the story, but haphazard construction and direction lost me completely half-way through, when Ashley and Sands are about to do their lesbian scene in the "hockey" feature, when Sands suddenly gets mad and walks off the set. Without any transition or proper setup, suddenly Bunny Bleu takes over the role and has a lengthy lesbian scene with Kaitlyn and we never find out who she is and what's going on. Later, Sahara returns and the storyline continues without explanation.
It's mindless and sloppiness like this that has unfortunately given storytelling in porn a bad reputation.