Ernest in the Army (1998)
Jim Varney: Pvt. Ernest P. Worrell, Army Captain, Arab on Quicksand
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Ernest P. Worrell : A real soldier wouldn't leave those people. And ironically, neither would I.
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Ernest P. Worrell : I am poultry in motion.
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Ernest P. Worrell : Poisoned barbed wire. A feeble attempt to frighten lesser minds.
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Ernest P. Worrell : The desert sun certainly has an adverse effect on chocolate milk.
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Ernest P. Worrell : Gosh Ben, you never let me do anything, ever since we were kids.
Sarge : I let you do stuff.
Ernest P. Worrell : What kind of stuff?
Sarge : ...Stuff.
Ernest P. Worrell : Well okay, stuff, but you never let drive.
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Ernest P. Worrell : Army people, army people, army army army people.
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Cindy : Are you a mirage?
Ernest P. Worrell : No ma'am, Southern Baptist.
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Ernest P. Worrell : I learned CPR on Oprah!