The State (1993–2009)
Ken Marino: Various
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Quotes
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Ken : I'm aware of my... pants.
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Ken : You know, I wouldn't mind having another serving of this... well what is this, fish?
Kerri : Oh no, it's muppet!
Ken : M... muppet?
Kerri : Oh yes, we backed over one in the driveway yesterday and it just seemed a shame to let it go to waste. Now we've become quite the hunters. Would you like to see how to catch one?
[Walks over to open window and calls through it:]
Kerri : Gee, I wish someone was here who could help me count to three!
Muppet : [Appears in the window] Golly gosh! I'd be glad to...
Kerri : [Grabs muppet and snaps it's neck brutally] See how easy?
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Ken : Aren't you gonna ask me how my day was?
Kerri : How was your day?
Ken : Poopy. Another poopy day. I took #2 from every dumb-dumb in this mickey fickey neighborhood today. Thanks for asking dummyhead.
Kerri : I'm not taking any more of your fudging bull puckey, you cockeyed fellow! I took it from my screwy flick of a father and I'm not gonna take it from a poop who's too wienerless to fight for his own stinky job!
Ken : You pineapple! You fuzzy cootie!
