The Angry Beavers (1997–2001)

Nick Bakay: Norbert Foster Beaver, Pete, Forest Animal, Forest Friends, Beaver Squadron, Clown, Furry Demon, Groaning Man, Lumberjack #2, Norbert, Outhouse, Partygoers, Pirate Rats, Police Chief, Ski Mask Guy #2, Stage Driver, Stinky, T-Rex, Toy Bunny

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Norbert : Come on, big hug!

  [Norbert squeezes Dag hard as he hugs him] 

• Norbert : [as Baron Bad Beaver]  ... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...

• Daggett : I can't believe it, Norbert.

  Norbert : Whassat, Daggett?

  Daggett : Our own parents kicked us out.

  Norbert : They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.

  Daggett : But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?

  Norbert : We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?

  Daggett : No.

  Norbert : Oh, that's not good.

  [Dag starts whimpering] 

• Daggett : Oh, yeah? Structure this, chart boy!

  [pokes his tongue out] 

  Daggett : Oh, wait - I'm chart boy.

  Norbert : Derr - I'm Daggett, I have a chart. If only I had a brain!

• [the boys are jumping on the couch] 

  Daggett : Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest.

  Norbert : [bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping]  Uh, Dag, I think we should stop.

  Daggett : You're just afraid I'll beat you.

  Norbert : No, Dag, listen...

  Daggett : [teasing]  Norby's afraid to jump high.

  Norbert : Daggett, listen.

  Daggett : Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid...

  Daggett : [hits the light and gets violently shocked]  AAAH!

• Daggett : ...I suffered an unexpected prolapse...

  Norbert : You mean relapse.

  Daggett : Work with me here.

• Norbert : What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing?

• Norbert : [dressed as a doctor]  It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore!

• Daggett : I know my situation is rather unique.

  Norbert : The word is psychotic.

• Norbert : Listen to yourself.

  Daggett : I am!

  [awkward pause] 

• Norbert : My way, you get to keep your tail. Your way, you get a sushi bar following you around.

  Daggett : [bluntly]  Your point?

  Norbert : It'd wreck your social life if you had one.

• [Daggett tests the wind with his finger] 

  Norbert : You're indoors, Daggett, there's no wind.

  Daggett : Oh, yeah? What's that coming out of your pie hole?

  Norbert : Ooh, good comeback.

  Daggett : Really?

  Norbert : Erm... no.

• [after watching a video of them being born] 

  Daggett : I'm going to put Dad's army hygiene movies back on.

  Norbert : Dag! Don't you see? You're not my brother!

  Daggett : Yeah, you wish.

  Norbert : And maybe my wish came true.

• Norbert : Hey, don't look now, Walt Witless, I think your flowers are being trampled.

  Daggett : [getting angry]  Get off me bloomin' flowers!

• Norbert : What in the name of Jonas Grumby's starched khakis was that?

• Norbert : Where in the name of deus ex machina did that T-Rex come from?

• Norbert : Let's split up.

  Daggett : Why?

  Norbert : It makes too much sense to stick together.

  Daggett : Oh.