The Angry Beavers (1997–2001)

Richard Steven Horvitz: Daggett Doofus Beaver, Forest Animal, Forest Friends, Beaver Squadron, Big Bunny, Camus, Daggett, Daggett Clones, Detective, Disco Rama Crewman, Duck, Forest Animals, Furry Demon, Otter #2, Partygoers, Phip, Pirate Rats, Rover, Sheep, Toy Bunny, Whisper

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Quotes 

• Daggett : I can't believe it, Norbert.

  Norbert : Whassat, Daggett?

  Daggett : Our own parents kicked us out.

  Norbert : They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.

  Daggett : But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?

  Norbert : We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?

  Daggett : No.

  Norbert : Oh, that's not good.

  [Dag starts whimpering] 

• Daggett : Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.

• [repeated line] 

  Daggett : That was nuts!

• Daggett : Oh, yeah? Structure this, chart boy!

  [pokes his tongue out] 

  Daggett : Oh, wait - I'm chart boy.

  Norbert : Derr - I'm Daggett, I have a chart. If only I had a brain!

• Daggett : Urethra! I found something!

• [the boys are jumping on the couch] 

  Daggett : Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest.

  Norbert : [bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping]  Uh, Dag, I think we should stop.

  Daggett : You're just afraid I'll beat you.

  Norbert : No, Dag, listen...

  Daggett : [teasing]  Norby's afraid to jump high.

  Norbert : Daggett, listen.

  Daggett : Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid...

  Daggett : [hits the light and gets violently shocked]  AAAH!

• Daggett : [as Muscular Beaver]  What? An unexpected development!

• Daggett : How could I be so blind and not see? It's oblivious.

• Daggett : Hey, Barry, how come you're so hungry? What's up with that?

  Barry : Hey... you're right.

  Daggett : Of course I am!

• [puts a cup under a cows udder and squeezes it] 

  Daggett : Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!

• Daggett : ...I suffered an unexpected prolapse...

  Norbert : You mean relapse.

  Daggett : Work with me here.

• Daggett : Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet.

• Daggett : What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbageless coleslaw is going on?

• Daggett : What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here?

• Daggett : I know my situation is rather unique.

  Norbert : The word is psychotic.

• Norbert : Listen to yourself.

  Daggett : I am!

  [awkward pause] 

• Norbert : My way, you get to keep your tail. Your way, you get a sushi bar following you around.

  Daggett : [bluntly]  Your point?

  Norbert : It'd wreck your social life if you had one.

• Daggett : Ooh! Lima beans on a comb!

• [Daggett tests the wind with his finger] 

  Norbert : You're indoors, Daggett, there's no wind.

  Daggett : Oh, yeah? What's that coming out of your pie hole?

  Norbert : Ooh, good comeback.

  Daggett : Really?

  Norbert : Erm... no.

• [after watching a video of them being born] 

  Daggett : I'm going to put Dad's army hygiene movies back on.

  Norbert : Dag! Don't you see? You're not my brother!

  Daggett : Yeah, you wish.

  Norbert : And maybe my wish came true.

• Daggett : Hey, Norbert! You're at the door!

• Bing : Oh, by the way, its me, Bing, by the way.

  Daggett : What do you want, Bing-by-the-way?

• Norbert : Hey, don't look now, Walt Witless, I think your flowers are being trampled.

  Daggett : [getting angry]  Get off me bloomin' flowers!

• Norbert : Let's split up.

  Daggett : Why?

  Norbert : It makes too much sense to stick together.

  Daggett : Oh.

• Daggett : In the name of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck - stop!

• Daggett : What's that spooty, spoothead, spoot guy, king of the spoots doing here?

• Daggett : With these super cool x-ray specs, I can even see through windows.

• Daggett : Die, spooty thing, die!

• [repeated line] 

  Daggett : What in the name of Davy Crockett's sweat-stained buckskins is going on?

• Daggett : We're doomed!