The Curse of Monkey Island (1997 Video Game)
Neil Ross: Wally
Quotes
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Guybrush Threepwood : I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Wally : [puts down his gun] Really?
Guybrush Threepwood : No. I'm lying.
Wally : In that case, I don't want one.
Guybrush Threepwood : Yep, sorry we couldn't make a deal.
Wally : [takes up his gun] Cross me again and I'll chum for sharks with ya!
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Guybrush Threepwood : Well, I'm pretty tough myself!
Wally : You! Don't make me laugh! You couldn't even grow a decent beard!
Guybrush Threepwood : Hey... How did you know about my attempted beard?
Wally : Er... Pirate's intuition.
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Wally : [aiming his pistol at Guybrush] Ya scabrous swab! One more word and I'll let you have it!
Guybrush Threepwood : Word.
Wally : That's it! I'm gonna blast ya! I'm gonna... I'm... gonna...
[sniffs]
Wally : Oh, I can't do it! I just can't!
[sobs]
Wally : You're right, Mr. Wood!
[puts his pistol away]
Wally : I'm just not a pirate! I'm not ferocious, or bloodthirsty, or hateful, or anything! I'm not even... I'm not even unpleasant!
[falls on his knees and buries his face in his hands and hits himself with his hook]
Wally : Oh!
[throws the hook away]
Wally : Waaaaaaaaah!
Guybrush Threepwood : Oh, there, there.