Fight Club (1999)

Bob Stephenson: Airport Security Officer

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• Narrator : [24:45]  Was it ticking?

  Airport Security Officer : Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

  Narrator : Sorry, throwers?

  Airport Security Officer : Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

  Narrator : My suitcase was vibrating?

  Airport Security Officer : Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

  [whispering] 

  Airport Security Officer : it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

  Narrator : I don't own...

  [Officer waves Narrator off]