Hercules (1998–1999)
James Woods: Hades
Quotes
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Hades : Welcome to the Afterlife, the Unhappiest Place under Earth.
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Zeus : Chill out, Hades.
[Blows out Hades' hair]
Zeus : Look at that. I should make a wish.
Hades: Lord of the Underworld : How about a death wish?
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Hades : My business is dead people. If I have no dead people, my business is dead, people.
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Hades : Oh, look, a flower. Nature's little reminder... that I LOATHE spring.
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Hades: Lord of the Underworld : Everybody's happy. Well, I'm happy. Everyone else is wracked with pain. Nice.
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Hades : [taking Poseidon's trident from Hercules] Who wants trident? I do, I do! Didn't you read the fine print on this? For ages immortal and up.
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[Upon finding out his Roman name]
Hades : They named me "Pluto"? What kind of a name is "Pluto"? I wouldn't call my dog "Pluto".
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Hades : Have your minions call my minions.
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Hades : I know you're out there, I can hear you rotting.
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Hades : Why. Do they do that? What is that, some kind of verbal diarrhea?
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Hades : C'mon, I haven't got all day. What am I talking about? I have eternity; I just don't want to spend it with you two.