- [Snafu slaps a girl's behind, finding it to be made of metal]
- Snafu: Ah, something new has been added!
- [last lines]
- [after being blown to kingdom come, Snafu floats along strumming a harp]
- Pvt. Snafu: Well, at least up here, ha ha, I don't have to worry about no booby traps.
- [Snafu plucks the wrong string on his harp and it explodes]
- Narrator: As our forces move up they must exercise great care every object is a possible booby trap! Some booby traps are more alluring and ingenious than others
- [Snafu spots a showerhead wired up to a cannon]
- Narrator: if you are a boob you will be trapped!
- Pvt. Snafu: [Interrupting him] Eh, I wish to hell you'd shut up! I ain't no boob and I won't get trapped!
- [sticking his tongue out at the narrator]
- Pvt. Snafu: Nyaah!
- Pvt. Snafu: [Entering a room full of scantily clad female mannequins] Oooooh boy!
- [rushing towards them while panting heavily]
- Pvt. Snafu: A pienana!
- [He attempts to play "Those Endearing Young Charms" on the piano]
- Pvt. Snafu: [gives up] Eh to hell with it!, I never could get that last note anyhoo!
- Pvt. Snafu: [Spotting a female mannequin wearing a bra and panties] Ooooooh boy!
- [runs towards it but notices a hookah]
- Pvt. Snafu: Tobacco! Ya know I haven't had a good smoke in years.