- Columbo: So you undress the body, do whatever you gotta do with that stuff there, redress the body, and then what?
- Eric Prince: Into the casket, into the box, into the coffin.
- Columbo: That one there, sir?
- Eric Prince: That's a very popular model.
- Columbo: Could two people fit in there?
- Eric Prince: Afraid not, why do you ask?
- Columbo: Oh just a thought, the wife and I do everything together... eh, forget it.