Puddle Cruiser (1996)
Steve Lemme: Felix Bean
Quotes
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Zach : So what's his name?
Felix Bean : Traci Shannon.
Zach : Traci Shannon! That's not just a firsty, firsty. It's also a girly girly
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Felix Bean : Well, there's no way she heard that.
Zach : How do you know?
Felix Bean : She would have called by now.
[Phone begins to ring]
Felix Bean : I'm not here.
Grogan : Me neither.
Zach : Me neither.
Freaky Reaky : Me neither.
Matt : Me neither.
Grogan : [On answering machine] Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader
[Lazor sounds on recording]
Matt : That is the funniest message I've ever heard.
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Matt : [Discussing the six digit phone number a girl gave Zach] Maybe it's one of those love numbers.
Felix Bean : What like I want to be with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year
[Matt nods]
Zach : Yeah, but these numbers are 213147.
Felix Bean : Oh well I guess she wants to be with you three days a week 21 hours a day 147 days a year.
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Felix Bean : [waiting in line for the bathroom at a party] It's like waiting in line for space mountain. You know
[with Russian accent]
Felix Bean : In Russia?
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Emily : Felix, I don't think anything's happening.
Felix Bean : It'll happen, Don't worry, I'm on top of it.
Emily : On top of the aurora borealis?
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Felix Bean : Oh, I'll show tasty bait.
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Zach : I didn't want to kiss her in a public place.
Felix Bean : What? Like on the face?