Quotes
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Austin : According to this map, the entire island is crawling with Dr. Evil's guards.
Felicity Shagwell : I want to make sure the explosives didn't get wet, but I can't find them.
Austin : Look in the bottom.
Felicity Shagwell : Okay, I'll dig a little deeper.
[from the view outside their tent, their silhouettes make it look like she's removing items from his rear end]
Felicity Shagwell : Wow, this bag is really full.
Austin : Just keep digging, darling.
Felicity Shagwell : I'll just feel around for them.
[taking a rope out of the bag]
Felicity Shagwell : Good Lord, Austin. What sort of things do you keep in here?
Austin : Oh, anything that catches my fancy, you know. Give it a good tug.
Felicity Shagwell : [taking out an umbrella] Oh, do we really need this?
Austin : I'll ask you not to open that inside, thank you very much. Okay.
Felicity Shagwell : Sorry.
Private Army Soldier : [in disgust] Oh, my God.
Felicity Shagwell : [something gaseous goes off] Oops, it went off.
Austin : Yes, it does that from time to time.
Felicity Shagwell : [coughing from the contents of a smoke bomb] Ugh.
Austin : Yes.
Felicity Shagwell : Yuck.
Austin : Yeah, that's nasty. Yeah, sorry about that.
Felicity Shagwell : [trying to waft away the odor] Smelly.
Private Army Soldier : Oh, these people make me sick.
Austin : Can you snap me a beer?
[Felicity opens one and takes a drink, then shrieks]
Austin : What is it?
Felicity Shagwell : It's a gerbil. How did that get in your bag?
Austin : I... I don't know.