The Minus Man (1999)
Sheryl Crow: Casper
Quotes
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[first lines]
Vann Siegert : [Vann walks into a bar, seeing a lady and a bartender] Do you have any pie?
Bartender : Nope.
Vann Siegert : Hmm.
Bartender : No pie. No pizza. No kitchen. Just booze.
Laurie Bloom : You got pickles.
[the three of them look at the pickle jar that's full of yellow juice and yellow pickles]
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[Laurie begins coughing all over the bar when Vann suggests corn for her cough]
Laurie Bloom : Fucking allergies. I'm not even 30, and I got six different things wrong with me. Shit.
Vann Siegert : Corn is good.
Laurie Bloom : What?
Vann Siegert : Corn, if it's fresh.
Laurie Bloom : [Laurie coughs again] Corn.
Vann Siegert : Sometimes it'll make you feel better. Really.
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[Vann has a pickle conversation with the bartender and Laurie]
Laurie Bloom : You think anyone's ever made a pie out of pickles?
Vann Siegert : I hope not.
Laurie Bloom : There are people that eat pickles with ice cream.
Bartender : Pregnant women maybe. But I never heard of anybody making a pie out of pickles.
Laurie Bloom : [Laurie holds up her drink] Well, then who buys them? I'd like to get pickled.
Bartender : You are, baby.
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[Vann finds out Laurie's name is not Casper]
Vann Siegert : 'Casper'? Like the ghost?
Laurie Bloom : 'Casper' like shit. That's not my name. My name's Laurie.
Vann Siegert : Laurie, that's a nice name.
Laurie Bloom : L-A-U-R-I-E. Laurie. Four vowels and two consonants. That's rare, you know? Almost all the vowels, A-E-I-U. The only one I don't have is an 'O'. So if your name was Tony, you'd be perfect. What is your name?
Vann Siegert : Bob.
Laurie Bloom : Nuh-uh. So you got the 'O'.
Vann Siegert : Got the 'O'. Guess that makes me okay.
[Vann chuckles as Laurie cheers]