The Minus Man (1999)

John Carroll Lynch: Bartender

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Vann Siegert : [Vann walks into a bar, seeing a lady and a bartender]  Do you have any pie?

  Bartender : Nope.

  Vann Siegert : Hmm.

  Bartender : No pie. No pizza. No kitchen. Just booze.

  Laurie Bloom : You got pickles.

  [the three of them look at the pickle jar that's full of yellow juice and yellow pickles] 

• [Vann has a pickle conversation with the bartender and Laurie] 

  Laurie Bloom : You think anyone's ever made a pie out of pickles?

  Vann Siegert : I hope not.

  Laurie Bloom : There are people that eat pickles with ice cream.

  Bartender : Pregnant women maybe. But I never heard of anybody making a pie out of pickles.

  Laurie Bloom : [Laurie holds up her drink]  Well, then who buys them? I'd like to get pickled.

  Bartender : You are, baby.