Ship a-Hoy Woody (1969)
Dal McKennon: Buzz Buzzard, Captain
Quotes
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[Buzz boards the ship in a Girl Scouts uniform, with a box tucked under his arm]
Buzz Buzzard : [high-pitched feminine voice] Yoo-hoo! Hello there! My name is Whitney, and I'm a Girl Scout. A-and could you please buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Woody Woodpecker : [suspicious] Hmm... let me hear you recite the Girl Scout Promise.
Buzz Buzzard : Promise?
[in regular gruff voice]
Buzz Buzzard : What promise? I don't have to promise nothin'! Are you gonna buy these crummy cookies or not?
Woody Woodpecker : [taking the box of "cookies"] Well, I haven't got any money...
Buzz Buzzard : That's all right. I'll just run below and get a few doubloons.
[while Buzz starts toward the stairs, Woody shakes the box and listens to the sound it makes]
Woody Woodpecker : Wait a minute! These cookies are stale!
Buzz Buzzard : No, they ain't! Lemme see.
[Woody opens the box; a large boxing glove on a spring pops out and socks Buzz in the head, knocking him out]