Ship a-Hoy Woody (1969)

Grace Stafford: Woody Woodpecker

Quotes 

• [Buzz boards the ship in a Girl Scouts uniform, with a box tucked under his arm] 

  Buzz Buzzard : [high-pitched feminine voice]  Yoo-hoo! Hello there! My name is Whitney, and I'm a Girl Scout. A-and could you please buy some Girl Scout cookies?

  Woody Woodpecker : [suspicious]  Hmm... let me hear you recite the Girl Scout Promise.

  Buzz Buzzard : Promise?

  [in regular gruff voice] 

  Buzz Buzzard : What promise? I don't have to promise nothin'! Are you gonna buy these crummy cookies or not?

  Woody Woodpecker : [taking the box of "cookies"]  Well, I haven't got any money...

  Buzz Buzzard : That's all right. I'll just run below and get a few doubloons.

  [while Buzz starts toward the stairs, Woody shakes the box and listens to the sound it makes] 

  Woody Woodpecker : Wait a minute! These cookies are stale!

  Buzz Buzzard : No, they ain't! Lemme see.

  [Woody opens the box; a large boxing glove on a spring pops out and socks Buzz in the head, knocking him out]