- [Buzz boards the ship in a Girl Scouts uniform, with a box tucked under his arm]
- Buzz Buzzard: [high-pitched feminine voice] Yoo-hoo! Hello there! My name is Whitney, and I'm a Girl Scout. A-and could you please buy some Girl Scout cookies?
- Woody Woodpecker: [suspicious] Hmm... let me hear you recite the Girl Scout Promise.
- Buzz Buzzard: Promise?
- [in regular gruff voice]
- Buzz Buzzard: What promise? I don't have to promise nothin'! Are you gonna buy these crummy cookies or not?
- Woody Woodpecker: [taking the box of "cookies"] Well, I haven't got any money...
- Buzz Buzzard: That's all right. I'll just run below and get a few doubloons.
- [while Buzz starts toward the stairs, Woody shakes the box and listens to the sound it makes]
- Woody Woodpecker: Wait a minute! These cookies are stale!
- Buzz Buzzard: No, they ain't! Lemme see.
- [Woody opens the box; a large boxing glove on a spring pops out and socks Buzz in the head, knocking him out]