Woody's Magic Touch (1971)

Grace Stafford: Woody Woodpecker, Witch, Acapulco Servant Girl

Quotes 

• Woody : Hi, wandering minstrel. Could you tell me where to find the purple dragon?

  [the minstrel starts strumming his guitar and singing] 

  Minstrel : [singing]  Now I will tell you, knave/If you go to yonder cave/You will find the dragon there/Living in the dragon's lair/But do not rouse his ire/Or he'll come out breathing fire/He will singe your feathers off/And leave you bare.

  Woody : Sheesh! Ask a simple question, and you get a big production.

• Woody : Mission accomplished! I got the wand, and I know the magic word. Are you ready?

  Dragon : Yeah, yeah.

  Woody : Humperdinck!

  [Woody touches the dragon with the wand, causing it to transform into the king's son, who turns out to be a hippie with a guitar] 

  Hippie : [singing]  I don't wear shoes, don't need money/I wear long beads, my clothes are funny/Responsibility's a shirk/I'm a hippie, I don't work!