- Woody: Hi, wandering minstrel. Could you tell me where to find the purple dragon?
- [the minstrel starts strumming his guitar and singing]
- Minstrel: [singing] Now I will tell you, knave/If you go to yonder cave/You will find the dragon there/Living in the dragon's lair/But do not rouse his ire/Or he'll come out breathing fire/He will singe your feathers off/And leave you bare.
- Woody: Sheesh! Ask a simple question, and you get a big production.
- Woody: Mission accomplished! I got the wand, and I know the magic word. Are you ready?
- Dragon: Yeah, yeah.
- Woody: Humperdinck!
- [Woody touches the dragon with the wand, causing it to transform into the king's son, who turns out to be a hippie with a guitar]
- Hippie: [singing] I don't wear shoes, don't need money/I wear long beads, my clothes are funny/Responsibility's a shirk/I'm a hippie, I don't work!